Promising beginnings to 2011
Seems like a good opportunity so I think I’ll take a crack at this, and while the “negotiable compensation” sounds pretty appealing, I think I’ll just work pro bono.
About Me:
I am a escort. That mean I can take you place or you take me place. What you want your choice. If go to motel magic finger vibrate must have.
I have ten grades education. I know math to triangles. Best subject anatomy, teach seminar nightly. Second best astronomy, working on credential.
Love have good time, play game, music for listening. My favorite novel is C.S. Lewis’s The Abolition of Man.
Philosophy:
Not too worry to much. People can very serious sometime. Drop sandwich floor? Ok, still taste same.
Energy of mind flow through body like drain of shower. Sometime hair clog or too many noodle lunch. Take breath, can’t be bad.
Pursue happy all time. Don’t bad to others. Carry umbrella on gray day. I also generally define myself as a post-Machiavellian empiricist who rejects the ontological implications of language but simultaneously struggles to reconcile the apparent contradiction between Hegel’s transcendence and Kierkegaard’s leap of faith.
Session Experience:
First ask you cop. If no good to go. Start like soft and silk. Have no boundaries except eye poke.
Always protection no exception. Except for double cost, then ride free if like. No costume unless mouse or rabbit.
After done fifteen minutes talk then leave. Pay upfront if look thief. If you have any special needs I will do my best to accommodate, but please be advised that I retain the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason including race, gender, sexual orientation, disability, socioeconomic status, or physical attractiveness because seriously what are you going to do? File a discrimination lawsuit against a prostitute? I’d love to see that.
